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Tuesday, January 7th, 2014
9:58 pm
Words Can Have Multiple Meanings
A conversation, held while one of us was in the kitchen, and the other in the bedroom:
"I'm going to have some of my stevia ice cream."
"I'm going to take off my top."
"Those things are both sweet."
Thursday, March 28th, 2013
11:11 pm
Me Too, Babe
"I like how I call you things like 'heartless bastard' and you just laugh."
Thursday, January 20th, 2011
7:52 pm
Regarding My Trip to Mardi Gras
"I can't believe you think I'm gonna go show my tits in New Orleans."
"Maybe that's just the kind of girlfriend I want."
Saturday, December 11th, 2010
5:05 pm
I gave him a hug and he said
"Get off me, you creep!"
Saturday, August 28th, 2010
6:03 pm
A series of post-it notes left in an issue of X-Men
He's going to give it to his brother, in the latest stack of I-read-them-you-can-have-them comics.
Each has an arrow on it pointing to a panel containing a woman.

"I think this artist* might draw the biggest tits in comics."
"See what I mean? She's supposed to be a Chinese-American teenager, right?"
"Even this no-name is huge!"
"Storm. I rest my case." (Two arrows.)

* Paco Medina did the pencils.
Friday, August 20th, 2010
4:28 pm
He's Making Half a Dozen Pies Tonight. I Am 'Helping.'
"I got a dozen more eggs, ten more limes, three cans of sweetened condensed milk, another box of graham crackers, and a citrus squeezer, because that's too many limes to squeeze by hand. Oh, and a fresh bottle of tonic for my post-pie gin and tonic."
"I think you mean your 'You don't need all those limes, do you?' gin and tonic."
Saturday, May 8th, 2010
4:19 pm
On the phone with his (married) brother.
"Yeah, I'm trying to explain Monty Python to Ann, and she's looking at me like I'm a fucking child. ... Yeah, you know the look."
Thursday, March 25th, 2010
11:44 pm
He does look good in a hoodie.
"I'm like the Bill Belichick of the mix party. Master strategizer..."
Friday, March 12th, 2010
8:56 pm
The Beatles were wrong.
"I love you."
"Do you have any money?"
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009
11:54 pm
Coincidentally, That's What I Had for Dinner!
"Your breath is like a heady blend of wine and strawberry ice cream."
Friday, November 20th, 2009
9:05 pm
French Handball Just Sounds Dirty To Me
"I love shit like this! I could get into soccer! As long as I don't have to watch it."
Friday, November 6th, 2009
9:49 pm
Pillow Talk (I Just Got Home From a Work Trip)
"I missed you..."
"Because I was not in Indianapolis!"
"...though I had a nice king size bed."
"But no king!"
Wednesday, October 28th, 2009
8:52 pm
Actually, I'm Known Around The House as 'Tough Guy'
"I told you about [his Libertarian boss]'s gun, right? He bought one because somebody said he couldn't. His spite gun."
"Yeah, you did. I want a gun that shoots spite."
"That should go on your blog: 'The Shithead Speaks.'"

Saturday, October 10th, 2009
6:32 pm
Real Emotion In His Voice
"I hated getting take out of a game. Those little league games were, what?, six innings. They would take me out after the fourth and put the fat kid at first base and I would get pissed. Fat fucking Wally Wescott."
Saturday, September 12th, 2009
8:43 pm
I watched Million Dollar Baby. I know how to throw a punch.
"You just threw a real shot!"
"I know! I can't stop giggling!"
"You were like Jay Miller!"
"I don't know who that is!"
"Want me to go to hockeyfights.com and show you? I think that might even be a real thing - lemme look."
Sunday, July 26th, 2009
4:27 pm
We All Have Our Moral Guideposts
"Would you rather have tofu and broccoli or chard and goat cheese and pasta for dinner?"
"I don't know. What would Rod Beck do?"

Saturday, July 11th, 2009
4:05 pm
He Flatters Me
"Can I have a bite of your bagel? Just a little one! Look how little it is!"
"That's what I think whenever I look at you."
"'Look how little it is!' Except when I'm looking at your chest."
Thursday, July 2nd, 2009
10:34 am
This Conversation Took Place at 8 AM
"When I was out running just now a truck went through a puddle and soaked me! It was totally like the opening credits of Sex and the City except that I wasn't wearing makeup or a tutu."
"Aw, do you need a martini?"

Thursday, June 25th, 2009
10:52 pm
Current Events
"I hope in heaven Michael Jackson is the ten-year-old Japanese girl he always wanted to be."
Friday, May 29th, 2009
9:15 pm
He Would've Made A Nice Camgirl
"Dude, they love me on the internet."
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